LIVE AND IN CONCERT ALL DAY

I have a wonderful story! Prepare yourselves. A famous celebrity will join me presently over a live internet stream.

I was driving my lifted truck around today, when I hit and killed a dog. Don't worry. Another larger dog came and ate it. I was crying in my lifted truck when a large lady floated over cabin (I know she was large because the cabin on my Avalanche is HUGE). She landed in the back of the truck and said, "Honey baby, why you cryin'?" I realized Aretha Franklin (the last airbender) was trying to console me. I told her about what had just happened. She said "Honey baby, animals die all the time. Let me Say a Little Prayer for You."

Finally, as promised, a live, all day concert brought to you by a very concerned diva.

	Aretha Franklin - I Say a Little Prayer for You .mp3
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It's a little raw in the middle.

Sexually Transmitted Diseases

1. Colds

2. Fevers

3. Scabies*

4. Pink-Eyes

5. Addiction

Those are the most common STransmittedD's. I learned at Jesus Chapel High School that condamns protect from none of these. The world is really dangerous. I just want everyone to be okay.

LET JESUS FUCK YOU

LOL A SONG ABOUT PERSIFLAGE

PWNED

I just watched Eddie Murphie , the vampire, open a wine bottle with his fingernail.

That was so fancy.

People make me feel like that wolf. Mondayz *eye rollz*. It's not Monday.

Also, I realize I'm not the only dirty, dirty pervert.

The Debate Rages On

Katie:ALL DA GURLS AT DA PAWTY LOOK AT DAT BAWDY

Katie:Jessica just told me it's "All for You" by Janet jackson

Me:hahaha

woah

it is

Shakin' that thing

Like I never did see

Got a nice package alright

Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight

Katie:hahahahaha

Me:Don't try to be all clevercute, or even shy

Don't have to work that hard

Just be yourself and let that be your guide

Katie: what the hell is clevercute?

Me: hahah

Katie: and if you have to try, doesn't that make you not so clever?

Me: Janet Jacksonese

that's the point

she doesn't want him being all clevercute

she wants his own personality to be his guide

Katie: so she assumes he isn't clever?

Me: god damn it, Katie

she just doesn't want him trying too hard